04/04/04 Patbirdy
I met this one girl on the internet and she's one of of those girls that you call a "talk a muthafucka to death" kind of person..She liked to talk and talk and talk but when it came time for me to come see her, she was always busy. I talked to this girl on the phone until around four o'clock in the morning and she was telling me how she wanted me to come see her later that morning when her kids left. She told me that she had a day off of work and that she would be home and willing and ready....The next morning, she calls me around 10 in the morning and says that she was called into a meeting at her job so she wouldn't be able to meet me. Then she called me around 2 p.m. and told me that she was off of work...I tell her that since I live very close to where she works, why doesn't she come see me before she gets way over to her side of town. Then she conveniently says that she was ALREADY on her far side of town...She said that she would like to see me at 6 p.m. and I was like Hell no. I was supposed to meet her at 8 in the morning and now she's put it off until 6 p.m.? I tell her that wouldn't be acceptable and she says that she'll call me and come see me at 4 p.m....Does she call me at four? Hell no. She calls me at 5:30 and says that she is at the hospital. She says that her father's girlfriend was driving her car to take it to get her brakes fixed earlier that day while she drove her fathers car. Her sister just happened to wreck her car...(ummm humm)...
She's trying to sound all sad and shit and I wanted to believe her but I know how women lie like a muthafucka.....All some of these women want to do is TALK and I'm not down for it....All of a sudden the girl goes from having a car (even though her license was suspended), to within THREE FUCKING HOURS, the girl is at the hospital waiting for her father's girlfriend to get her forehead stitched up and she whines to me about how she doesn't have the money to get another car. I tell her that she better ask her father to kick out some fucking dough for a car. Wasn't this the same father that she told me bought her three new cars because her thug nigga boyfriend kept wrecking them? So why in the fuck can't he buy her a car now when his own girlfriend supposedly wrecked her shit?....hmmmmmmm.
She then talks to me later on that evening and says that yes indeed her father would be paying for her to get another car...Surprise Surprise!......So I tell her that she's bullshittin and she PROMISES that she'll come see me before she goes to a party...I had just finished watching the Passion of the Christ with my parents and I was still in the car with them so I told her on the cell phone that I would call her back in fifteen minutes to give her the address....I call her back in TEN minutes and her babydaddy answers the phone and tells me that she had already left...That was the last straw and I knew that I wasn't going to be bothered with her anymore......
So around ten in the evening, she logs into yahoo. Why would she be logged in so early if she went to a party. So you read this bullshit yourself and see if she's bullshitting or not. And once again, her Yahoo ID is NOT patbirdy....I just made that up so don't go messaging the real patbirdy (if there is one) on yahoo to harrass them. Here is the conversation:
patbirdy: yeah !
patbirdy: they got to fighting
headnegroincharge: you left out less than fifteen minutes after I talked to you...why? and you didn't even call me before you got home
patbirdy: well i wasn't gone when you call
patbirdy: me baby's daddy told u a lie
headnegroincharge: what was he answering YOUR phone for? and if you knew he was lying, why didn't you call me and let me know?
patbirdy: well i didn't know until i was getin ready
patbirdy: when i was goin to call u my ride came
patbirdy: and i was goin to call u when i got in buit
patbirdy: but
patbirdy: i got into it with him
patbirdy: and really didn't want to talk right then
patbirdy: sorry
patbirdy: oh u mad now??/
patbirdy: who u talkin to?
BUZZ!!!
headnegroincharge: i'm just drinking some brandy and puffing
patbirdy: yeah ok
headnegroincharge: why wouldn't i be puffing on brandy and smoking weed at 1 am in the morning?
headnegroincharge: on a saturday night
patbirdy: ok
patbirdy: kickin it by your self
headnegroincharge: do you realize how much of a crock of shit you're sounding like?
patbirdy: what the hell is wrong with ya'll to night is it a fuckin ull moon
patbirdy: or fuck with denise night
patbirdy: i
patbirdy: am not goin to defend myself to you and noone else
headnegroincharge: if you can't control your own babydaddy on YOUR OWN FUCKING PHONE, why in the hell do I need deal with you?
patbirdy: well there his fuckin kids and he has the fuckin right to come see them
headnegroincharge: but it's YOUR phone IN your HOUSE
headnegroincharge: what does your phone have to do with your kids?
patbirdy: and he nevers answers the phone
patbirdy: any other time
headnegroincharge: but he did tonight?
patbirdy: why he didit tonight i don't know
headnegroincharge: how was it such a miracle that he just happened to answer the phone tonight
headnegroincharge: if you were still in your house when I called, how in the fuck didn't you know that he answered it?
headnegroincharge: it makes no sense
patbirdy: you know think what you want i'm not goin to do this with you
headnegroincharge: i think you're full of horse shit
headnegroincharge: that's what I think
patbirdy: if you want to stop talkin to me then
patbirdy: do it
headnegroincharge: ciao
patbirdy: but you talkin to me like this anit goin to get it
patbirdy: fuck that
headnegroincharge: that's why i'm saying goodbye now
headnegroincharge: i don't even want to waste time meeting you
headnegroincharge: peace out
patbirdy: then go
headnegroincharge: i said ciao...that means bye
patbirdy: you r full of your own shit
patbirdy: you act like your my man
headnegroincharge: why are you still typing?
headnegroincharge: I said bye twice
headnegroincharge: let me enjoy my buzz...peace out
patbirdy: fuck that buzz
headnegroincharge: lol
headnegroincharge: hater
patbirdy: you anit goin to just talk like that
headnegroincharge: let a nigga enjoy his shit...lol
patbirdy: to me and
headnegroincharge: cause i you full of shit
patbirdy: then just
patbirdy: say bye
headnegroincharge: you ain't foolin nobody
patbirdy: fuck that
patbirdy: talk dame it
patbirdy: talk
patbirdy: what the fuck
headnegroincharge: look...you can't even control your own babydaddy....leave me alone with this chat shit...you ain't proving anything.
patbirdy: what
patbirdy: all he did was answer the fuckin phone
patbirdy: and you tripin
headnegroincharge: but you just said that he NEVER answers the phone
patbirdy: did he say anything
patbirdy: no i didn;t think so
headnegroincharge: OBVIOUSLY he said someting....he said you weren't home gotdammit'
patbirdy: so y are you tripin
patbirdy: ok
patbirdy: look
headnegroincharge: cause you just told me that were HOME when I called
headnegroincharge: that's just dumb
patbirdy: look
patbirdy: look
headnegroincharge: i don't need weak minded women with no backbone
patbirdy: stop
patbirdy: what
patbirdy: what
patbirdy: no backbone
patbirdy: you
patbirdy: ou
headnegroincharge: HANDLE YOUR FUCKING BIZ...HE DOESN'T NEED TO BE ANSWERING YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND TELLING PEOPLE YOU AREN'T HOME AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CATCH HELL ABOUT IT
headnegroincharge: the phone bill has YOUR name on it doesn't it?
headnegroincharge: slap the shit out of him for doing some shit like that in YOUR house
headnegroincharge: Hell I want a woman like that for? that nigga will run all over you and if i'm with you, it will cost ME money...fuck that
patbirdy: no9
patbirdy: see'
patbirdy: you always tripin
patbirdy: whaterver
patbirdy: i'm sorry
patbirdy: i'm sorry
patbirdy: sorry
patbirdy: sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyy
patbirdy: soorry
Yahoo! Messenger: patbirdy has logged out. (3/28/2004 1:59 AM)
This is why I don't bother with the bullshit. If a girl can't even stop her babydaddy from answering her phone, why in the hell would I even want to meet the girl? It makes no sense.....For any of y'all females out there, please don't be a "Talk a nigga to death" kind of female..If you just want to talk on the phone and chat, don't bullshit the man and make him think that you want to meet and actually back up all of the bullpucky that you're spewing out of your mouth. He'll probably want to talk to you anyway..But I can't stand a woman who LIES.....The hardest thing in the world is finding a woman to keep it real....
Hit me up on messenger and tell me how you feel. Thanks to all of the people who have been messaging me so far.
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