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I'm going to tell you a story about how this one nigga with a website just made a jackass of himself and he doesn't even know it because that's how ignorant he is...I used to argue back and forth with him but I realized that he was so blissfully ignorant, even if you pointed out how he made an ass of himself, he still didn't believe he was an ass so I just quit fucking with him...He gets on his little bullshit website and says how good he looks, how women throw themselves at him, how he's a pimp (of crackheads...uh huh), and most importantly, how much big money he makes from his little internet venture...He tries to say that I'm the past when it comes to this porn game and he's the future of it and how I'm just struggling to get by while he supposedly lives high on the hog with all of this porn money that he's getting....YEAH RIGHT!
So he happens to post on his site a picture of some checks that he gets from the billing company of his and my site, CCbill. He has two checks lined up and he blurs out all of the information on the checks except the company name and his first name. He made sure to try to blur out all of the money totals also. And THEN he writes this dumb shit on his site....And if he wants to get stupid and act like he didn't write this, and that I'm photoshopping pics, I already took the screenshot homeboy and you're BUSTED!
"Ahhhhhh....the life of a pornographer/pimp/player/pioneer/pussy-getter, you get the idea..what can say,I like the letter P. and I especially like the word PAYDAY. As you see up above, last weeks check(which I ain't even have to cash yet) and this weeks check...I basically collect them until I feel like taking a vacation or something, trust me, your boy JohnJuan is not pressed for dough, I get too much of it out here on these L.A. streets. Yeah, I might be sellin' my soul for dollars, but I figure if I make enough money, I can buy it back. I posted the picture of those(you don't need to know the amount) cause there's a lot of nonbelievers/ph'er's and people that think I just do this site because I'm perverted mothafucka..Get it right, I'm a perverted mothafucka that gets thousands of people hitting my site ev'ry day(including you!) and I'm a perverted mothafucka that's gettin' paid for fucking and fotographing. And there ain't never been any shame in my game, So FUCK YOU! I'm John Juan Bitch! a pioneer in this niche...Naw, I ain't invent reality porn, but I've innovated it. By the way, I'm still waiting on you writers out here in Hollywood to holla at a nigga. There, I just had to go on that little Ego trip for a minute."
Ok, so he's supposedly getting thousands of hits on his site and is making so much money...But he's such a fucking clown, even though he blurred out the number totals on the checks, he forgot to blur out the amount that is spelled out in words on one of the checks....Guess how much the check was....It was EIGHTEEN DOLLARS AND FORTY EIGHT CENTS!!..Check out the bottom check where he forgot to blur out the amount.... I busted out laughing when I saw it. I didn't even believe that the billing company cut checks for so LOW of an amount...I mean I gave this nigga too much credit...I figured that he might be making at least 100 dollars a month from his piece of shit garbage site but he ain't even making that! What in the fuck are you going to do with $18.48 for a week's worth of pay? NOT A GOTDAMN THING! The woman who you see this week on my site even made more money than this nigga did...That fat bucktoothed greasy faggot never was fooling anybody and especially me....AND CUT THOSE FINGERNAILS YA UN-HYGENIC BASTARD!
The ONLY reason that this nigga writes this stuff on his site is to impress me, who is basically his daddy because I gave birth to his whole style of porn. How lame is it for a nigga to try to impress another nigga so much where he has to LIE about some money he's making to make himself feel better? I never really believed what the muthafucka was saying anyway and anybody in the porn biz that read what he's been writing wouldn't believe him either. But this nigga is so fucking clueless, he doesn't even realize that some of the shit he says can't even be possible. The nigga had a counter on his page and even though his counter said he was getting around 50 hits a day, he tried to say he was getting thousands...When I pointed this out to him, he removed the counter and kept quiet about it for a couple months...Now he's trying to say that he's getting 5,000 hits a day to his site...FROM WHERE? Don't try to make people believe that you went from 50 hits a day to 5,000 hits a day and nobody has even heard of your dumb ass...This is the classic example of a dick rider who tries so hard to be like me and can't and it angers him so much that he makes up impossible lies.
If this muthafucka had even come at me correctly by saying, "You're my hero and I want to be like you. Can you help me with my site?"...I MIGHT have thrown him a bone and given him some pointers that could help him make some more money and help him correct the obvious mistakes on his site that his clueless ass can't figure out...But did he do this? NOOOOOO...He thought that he could topple the king (which is I) by trying to aggravate me enough to mention his site and send him more hits in a day than he gets in two weeks...Then he wants to form some kind of alliance with an even bigger idiot that tries to copy me and try to declare "WAR" on me...All the nigga had to do was ask....Now he's all fucked up and making no money and never will and I'm just gonna let him and his site shrivel up and die and go by the wayside like all of the other wannabe clones of blackvaginafinder.
I know that I said that I wouldn't talk about this nigga on my site anymore but when he posted the picture of that small ass check and tried to pass it off like he's rich, I had to call this nigga out because he just put the noose around his neck and stepped off of the chair...That muthafucka hung himself and he knows it....And what's bad is that he let that check picture stay up on his site since last night and until he reads this, he won't even know about it and then it will be too late to scramble and change his bullshit story...
Dumb niggas I swear!
