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08/07/04.....Ask one of those Negroes at the bar. 

I recently cut off relations with a female that was fucking up badly. For some reason, she can't keep her ass out of the bar. No matter how much you try to reason with her, how much you cuss her out, whatever, she will NOT stay out of this one bar that she likes to go to...It's a little raggedy ass bar where these niggas sit around and chitchat and shit. I've never been in the bar myself but I know a lot of people who have and I see the people coming in and out and most of them are middle aged to older losers in life with a few younger niggas that sell drugs in there and they're the only ones making money. The rest of them are scraping up change to buy a budweiser and broke begging ass bitches. 

So the time came when this girl just kept trying to push me farther and farther. She kept talking about how her car was fucked up and I was hearing the car trying to start in the background one time. It turns out that she had gone to one of the projects to handle some business in her car and it cut off on her. This was the same Friday where I gave her the $25 for a part on her car. Some dude "looked at" her car and told her what was wrong. These muthafuckas don't even HAVE a shop to do any work but she's taking niggas opinions out on the street....I asked her if she got this 50 dollar part, would the car DEFINITELY work and she said YES...She even emphasized the credibility of her street advice from the dude because the dude was white...OH NOW I'M CONVINCED! 

I was in a good mood and I gave her the 25 on that Friday...I also offered to let her use my AAA Plus card. It's the membership where you pay 70 a year and you can get towed up to 300 miles...A cell phone and a AAA Plus card and you can feel safe driving wherever the hell you are. She didn't need the card but she took the money. That happened to be the same night that she was supposed to call me back and she never did. The next day she said that she fell asleep...Turns out that she was at the bar. 

I asked her what she did yesterday and she first said "nothing" and then talked about how she did something and then fell asleep. She didn't even mention going to get the part on the car. I asked about the car and she said that the car was still stranded and that when she put the part on the car, the car didn't work and the "man" said that he didn't know why it wasn't working now...Amazing how this credible white man now doesn't know shit.

I forgot what happened next but it isn't important. I realized that I was fooled again. That heifer never spent that money on a part. She spent that $25 AT THE BAR THAT NIGHT. I told her that I was tired of that shit and that I wasn't fucking with her anymore. She said she understood and I hung up...Then she calls me this past Tuesday while I'm at the amusement park with my daughter. We were about to get off of the tour bus and I told her politely that I wasn't feeling it anymore and that there are younger more eager females out there that wanted her spot. She said "I can't even call you?' and I said she could call but we weren't on that level anymore and she said ok...She seemed to take it real well :)

So now it's Thursday and she knows it's payday and she's ringing my phone off the hook. But I have my phone on call filter so only a few people can get through. The others go to voicemail. She leaves a message asking if she can use my AAA card to get her car towed. I said to myself, "Fuck that car" and I didn't return her calls yesterday...

Then she calls me today and I pick up the phone...Today is Saturday and I knew that she was probably in the bar the night before. She comes with the normal chitchat asking to see how I was doing even I know that she doesn't give a fuck. I answered and stayed silent for a few seconds....After some silence, I said, "So.....WASSUP?". She again asked if she could use my AAA card to get her car towed and you know what I said?. I said, "I think that you need to ask one of those Negroes in the bar."...She sounded surprised and just repeated to me what I said and I said "Yes" and I hung up on her...She called back from a private number so it went straight to voicemail and she said that I didn't have to hang up on her like that. She thought that we were still "cool".

I thought about it and she was right. I shouldn't just hang up on her without telling her the real reason and nipping this bullshit in the bud. So I called her back and said that I shouldn't have hung up on her and I just need to tell her straight up....She then said "Yeah, we had an understanding that we weren't fucking around anymore but I thought that we were still "cool".

I said,"Of course we're still cool...We're cool to the point where if I see you in the bar, I'll buy you a drink and dance with you or cool to the point where if I see you in public or you see me, we can chitchat and say hi and bye. But we're not cool to the point where you can call me up and ASK me for anything."..She said that she now knows the new understanding and I could tell that she was a little pissed and we said our goodbyes and I hung up.

The moral of the story is that a female doesn't give a fuck about you not giving her anymore dick. She can and probably was getting some other dick from elsewhere. I know a lot of girls and they brag about how much they can get from a nigga and they always emphasize, "I don't even have to fuck him". 

But what she DOES give a fuck about is when you cut off her BENEFITS....When she just thought that she didn't have to fuck me anymore, she was happy-go-lucky like a muthafucka because she thought that she still had the "juice" to call me for favors...No more bringing over weed and beer for her to smoke and drink. No more bringing over Gatorade that I bought in the night because you're sick with some stomach flu. No more money here and there so she can blow on the bar or get those claws that she calls toes sanded down by a Korean nail tech. No more 10 piece Churches Chicken buckets where I feed her, all of her kids, and her mama on it...No more drive in movies where I take her and her kids and I get them all that they want and watching Spiderman 2 on the big screen with the crisp summer air blowing on their faces...No more good old clean wholesome family fun and a respite from all of the hood ass dope dealing niggas that she hangs around all of the time...ALL OF THAT SHIT IS GONE! 

She can ask one of those niggas at the bar to pull out their AAA plus membership card and inconvenience themselves to go there and wait for the truck to drag her raggedy ass car back home...But guess what? THEY DON'T HAVE ONE! Now she can go back to the life of bars and dope and the other ignorant street shit that always leads to nowhere. I'm not going to be one of those niggas that is in a girl's rolodex when she needs a particular thing. She calls one dude for her car, one dude for groceries, one dude to bring her weed, one dude with the hookup at the liquorstore, one dude to give her money, one dude to give her a ride to go where she needs to go, and there are a few dudes that just get to fuck her and they don't have to do shit...Why? Because she has all of the other niggas filling it up. I AIN'T ONE OF THOSE FILLER NIGGAS. 

She fucked up at the wrong time. I just got an 18 year old tender that wants to be down. She still lives with her mom, has no kids, no stretchmarks, no criminal record, no BAGGAGE....When she comes over, she doesn't need beer and weed and a pack of Newports and shit like that....So this young tender compared to this old brawd with a rack of kids is like paying 750 a month on a raggedy old Buick that always breaks down and then someone says that you can drive a Brand New 600 Series Benz right off of the showroom floor and you only gotta pay 75 dollars a month! What IDIOT wouldn't take that deal! They'll leave that buick out in the hood with the keys in the ignition and the door open with the speeddial to the insurance agent on your cell phone. 

So to all of you men out there with a little money in his pocket or a skill that's needed by women, (mechanic, towtruck driver, cop, etc.) Hold back on your Benefits that you give to a woman. If she's not giving you any snatch, don't give her any benefits. Don't even give her the time of day. But be POLITE about it...When I told her that she's not on the level where she can call me for favors, I was extremely polite about it. The cussing out was over. That didn't work. The only thing that seemed to piss her off was the benefit cuts. 

And when she asks you to do her some sort of "favor", you tell her "Ask one of those niggas at the bar."

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