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03/30/04     A Beautiful young slim girl I met on the phone chatline.

When I say that I'm "no good", I really mean it. I am somewhat of a predator when it comes to females. I'm not the type to break any laws or anything but one can really "dance on the line of legality" if he/she wants to. For instance, I do internet porn for a living. I've had girls on that site that I knew back before they were 18. Of course I couldn't take any pictures or videos of a girl until she turns 18 but you can do a LOT of things to a girl legally as long as a camera isn't pointing at her. 

I was on the phone chatline a couple of nights ago searching for some young tender females. I got tired of paying $40 for 60 minutes of live chat time...But there is a way that I can get my phone number out to the girls for free. If you have a voicemail box for the system, you can have your voicemail play in the live connector so that you don't have to waste time recording a new voice ad every time you go in the live connector. So what I do is login to my voicemail box and allow it to be in the live connector. Then I CHANGE the message on the voicemail box to say that I'm looking for some young tender females and I give them my cell phone number to call and instruct the girls not to leave me a message in the live connector. I say that because I let my voicemail play in the connector while I browse the FREE section of the chatline, which is browsing other voicemail boxes of people who aren't in the live connector right now. As long as I don't want to leave a message in the girls boxes, I do not have to pay to browse them....Obviously, the chatline company doesn't want you to leave a phone number, email address, home address, or last name on the system because that would provide a way for the people to contact you directly without leaving messages in the mailboxes that you have to PAY to listen to.

I talk to this girl on the chatline and she says that she's 18 years old, 5'6", 125 pounds, and dark skinned....She lives in a city that is twenty minutes away from me so it's nothing to go see her. She tells me that she wants to move to my city and that she wants to move in with a man and have babies and all of that. I know that girls that young have no sense and really don't even know what they are talking about but I let her speak her mind....She said that she really liked my voice on the phone and she liked my personality, so she wanted me to come get her and bring her back to my house. When I first talked to her, it was 3 a.m. so I wasn't about to leave. But she was willing to let a perfect stranger come pick her up and take her to his house. It happens all the time folks...Believe me. I do admit that I have a very sexy voice and it makes the girlies melt and make pussy puddles when they hear it, and I am very charming and I like to put the girl at ease, but so did Ted Bundy...I know I've spoken on this before, but I'm still shocked by the naivety of these girls. They are willing to let ANYONE come get them and bring them home, regardless of all of the sick shit that goes on out here.

The girl calls me back the next morning at 7:30 and asks me to come get her. I tell her that I'm asleep and I'll hit her up later on in the day. I wasn't about to wake up to go get some girl that early. When we were on the phone the night before, the girl told me how she loves to suck dick and cook and clean and all of that. She tells me how she's going to clean up my whole house top to bottom and give me all of the pussy and yada yada...I know that girls will say a lot of shit that isn't true in order to have you go pick them up but she sounded so sincere when she was saying it....She said that she has a one year old son and he lives in the same city that I do with her babydaddy, whom she also happened to meet on the chatline....Her babydaddy is 25 years old and the girl gave him custody of her child because this girl is so young and dumb, she isn't mentally equipped to handle the responsibilities of pregnancy....Her babydaddy is also engaged to a girl who used to be friends with my girl Mary. It seems that his fiance came over the house to look for Mary one day and Mary wasn't there. So Mary's friend decided to stay at the house and wait for Mary. And this of course led to Mary's babydaddy and Mary's girlfriend fucking. Mary lived with her babydaddy at the time so when she questioned him about it, he told her to get the fuck out of his house.....And this happened AFTER Mary got kicked out of her father's house for being pregnant...So along with her babydaddy, that's two times that she was kicked out of a man's house in a year.....It also happens that her mother is ready for her to move out also...She likes having her daughter there, but she's kind of pushing the girl out of the nest as soon as she can.

She asks me to come pick her up and that she wants to move in with me. I asked her how could she know that she would want to live with me and she hasn't seen me yet and she said that "looks don't matter"....I asked her if her mother would approve her 18 year old daughter moving in with a man of my age and she said that "her mother wouldn't give a fuck" and "she's grown" and can do whatever she wants to do..She was talking big shit..

On the next day when I am supposed to pick her up, she wants to call me on the cell phone and make sure that she talks to me the whole time that I'm driving to come get her....Remember that I said that she was talking big shit loudly about how she was grown and that she could do whatever she wanted. But once I got to her city and it was time for her to go, all of a sudden, she started talking quietly around the people in the house. Before, she was talking like she would walk out of the front door with a suitcase in her hand and get in my car and leave with everybody watching...But NOW she wanted me to drive in the alley by her house where she could leave out of the back....I'm already getting suspicious....

I see her in her back yard on her cell phone (that her babydaddy pays for) and when she got in the car, I said to her, You are NOT 18 years old!....Now I've seen a lot of women because #1, I'm a sexy black studly male and #2, as of now, I am an internet pornographer....I've seen girls who were YOUNGER than this girl and looked older than her. If you want to be an internet pornographer, it is law that you must have the id of any female who does sexually explicit conduct on film....And even though most of the women I use on my porn site are older worn out skanks where any jury would laugh a prosecutor out of court if he tried to say that they were underage, I do have some younger females on my site and I MUST have a copy of their id to provide to any federale who might come knocking. 

So even though I wasn't going to use this girl for porn in the first place, I am used to asking girls to provide me with some ID to verify their age....This girl had a purse but she said that she didn't have an ID of ANY KIND in her purse, (Red Fucking Flag)....I asked her if she had any piece of paper in her whole purse that had her name and date of birth on it and she said that she didn't....She was a sexy young thang though but I decided right then that I wasn't going to have sex with the girl....Even though the age of consent around here is 16, It's times like these when it's wise to keep your penis in your pants. All kinds of wild shit can happen. I have kids to help raise, and I ain't gonna fuck up on some young pussy out here that wants an adventure. 

I bring her by one of my new male porn studs on my site, "P. Dikky's" house and I introduce the girl as my new young tender. He asks her loudly, "HOW OLD ARE YOU?"....She says 18 and he says, "Whooooooooooo!"....I then go home because I am supposed to meet up with my main female plutonic friend for a couple of drinks and a smokey doke at my house. I tell the young thang that she can meet the girl but then she has to go watch tv in the upstairs television room (with my ballin self)...she complains but she goes and sits quietly while me and my friend drink and smoke downstairs. My girl "T" says, "She looks young as hell" and I agreed. I told her that the girl is talking about never leaving and wanting to move in my house and pop out some babies and shit like that and of course she thinks that is ridiculous and it is...I said to T on the phone that the girl was "Young, dumb, and full of cum" right in front of the girl and she didn't even do shit. She KNOWS she's dumb! 

I will give it to her though, her body is the bomb. I think she's taller than 5'6" but she is pretty tall for a female and she's slim and chocolate has some perky 38C breasts...She "says" that she has a child but you can't tell because she doesn't have one scar or stretchmark on her body....She has a nice toned flat stomach, a slim waist and a nice round chocolate booty.....Bodywise, this girl is the perfect package...But it's that FACE!! She's a cute sexy thang with big almond eyes that are slightly slanted and nice full kissable lips...And her mind is BLANK! She doesn't know a Gotdamn thing...I told her this...I swear on my grandmother's grave that I said to this girl's face, "Girl, You don't know SHIT! And I like that". She agreed.....

She doesn't drink or smoke and that's a good thing. But she lied on a few things. She said that she has never sucked a dick in her life and that she wasn't trying to learn..I asked her why did she say she sucked dick on the phone before I picked her up and she said "I lied"...(strike one)...I showed her my raggedy kitchen and told her that she was going to clean that up tomorrow. She took one look at that kitchen and said "I ain't cleaning that"..(strike two).....Then even though she had a cell phone and I have a cell phone with unlimited minutes, she wanted to make a call from my HOME phone...I was like HELLS NO and I unhooked my phone and hid it in the cabinet in the kitchen....Later she ended up calling her babydaddy who was trying to find out what street I lived on so he asked her to ask me and I said "Don't worry about what street I live on muthafucka" loud enough for him to hear it on the phone....She said that he was going to bring her son and pick her up from MY fucking house! (strike fucking three). I told her I ain't about to tell that nigga where the fuck I live!...She's still here now and when we leave, I'm going to take her the way that there isn't a street sign for her to remember it.

I tell her that since she's so "grown", I should be able to talk to her mother on the phone and make sure that everything was kosher and she refused...I said that I wanted to talk to ANYBODY on the phone that knew her that would verify her age, even her babydaddy, and she said her babydaddy would cuss me out and others would. Then I say that she can talk to her mother on the phone while I listen and say, "I'm with my new friend and he says that I look young...He doesn't believe that I'm 18...You know I'm 18 don't you Mom?"...At that time, her mother would say "yes" to her daughter on the phone while I listened. That way I wouldn't even have to talk to her mother. She even refused this. 

So last night was her last night at my house. I'm about to drop her off at either her babydaddy's house or back to the city where I got her from. It's after 11 am and this little lazy heifer is still asleep on my couch. She hasn't sucked any dick, cooked, or cleaned up shit...and isn't about to do shit because she's a lazy heifer. She told me that she got straight A's in school but she isn't in college...That was bullshit...It turns out that she's a 17 year old high school dropout....I harrassed the shit out of her until she told me the truth and her real story. I knew damn well that she was lying......After she finally told me, she said, "Can I still come live with you? I don't EVER want to leave."...I said HELLLS MUTHAFUCKIN NAW! 

I told her last night that I was going to take her to the little hoodrat clothing store and buy her a couple of outfits....The heifer came outside with nothing but a pair of jeans and a t-shirt with NO coat on her back! She expects the outfits and then she asks me if I can buy her a coat....But when she wakes up and gets her lazy ass up off of the couch, (it's now 11:26 am) and I tell her to put her shit on so that I can take her back to where she came from and she whines and says "But you said you would buy me some outfits"...You know what I'm going to say?

I lied......

UPDATE 04/01/04.....I think that this girl is a runaway....She called me the other day and BEGGED me to pick her up from her babydaddy's house. I told her that he can drop her off at Taco Bell and I would pick her up from there...Then she told me that he didn't have a car...I went to meet her and I got right back on the highway to take her back to the city where she came from. When she found out, she VIOLENTLY disagreed to go back. She was willing to call anybody to have me drop her off but she absolutely refused to let me take her back home. This girl didn't even have a coat on..She had on the same clothes that she had on the day before and she didn't even wash out her panties. Why in the fuck wouldn't she want to go home? So what I did was drop her off at a mall so that some other man that she has in this city could come and pick her up. When I heard him on the phone say to her "You're trying to get me into trouble", I knew that I had a potential court case on my hands. I got rid of her fast and I hope to never see her again. It is against the law to harbor a runaway. The cops would lock ME up, put my name and face in the newspaper, and embarrass me forever in my community while that lying cut got to go back home with no punishment at all...FUCK THAT! I'm not the one. Once I find out or even THINK that you're a runaway, you gotta get the fuck out of my house IMMEDIATELY! 

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