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02/26/04  Nasty Heifer that I met on blackplanet.com

In my constant pursuit to find new girls for my pr0n site, I make sure to take all avenues available to me to find me some new girls. So I turned to blackplanet.com to see what I could find on there. What I would do is perform a member search to find young girls in my area and I would send each girl the same cut and pasted note to them telling them that they were cute and I would like to hook up with them sometime..

I ran across this girl's page and from the picture, I liked what I saw. She only had a picture taken from her neck up so I knew that she could look like all hell below her neck..I sent her one of my general notes and she responded to me. She gave me her number and I called her. She said that she was 21 years old and she was like 5'2" and wouldn't say how much she weighed but she was a thicky girl....She was nice and easy to talk to but all of a sudden, she came out of her mouth with some BS and I ended up telling her that I wasn't interested in talking to her any further and I hung up on her. She called me right back and apologized in a way to me and she didn't bring that particular subject up any further.

We kept chatting on yahoo messenger and talking on the phone and I decided to drive the two hours and go see her. Once I get to her city, I call her on my cell phone and she tells me that her girlfriend is over her crib because she is doing her hair. I get over there and she meets me outside and brings me inside to her crib...The girl was less than five feet tall and she had a kind of a cute face and some nice big cooters on her chest. But when she turned around, her rump was flat as a board. In fact, it looked like her rump angled INWARDS!

Then I went into her house. It STANK!...She lives in a one bedroom apartment in the projects and has two cats living in there. Since she doesn't have room to put the litter box anywhere, she has it sitting in the middle of the living room floor and has the cat's WET catfood in a bowl. Why in the hell would she use canned catfood that will just make the place smell worse? And then she had roaches galore in the place. There were hundreds of generations of roaches. So many generations that the roaches grew up under the kitchen light so they were born used to it. You know how some people have roaches but they don't have a LOT of roaches and the roaches at least wait until you turn off the kitchen light to come out. The roaches in this girl's house just said to hell with it and they walk around in broad daylight, adult roaches and baby roaches alike.

I was planning on spending the night with her in hopes of getting some fresh new young snatch. But when I saw all of those roaches, there was no way in hell that I was going to spend the night over there. I had my backpack with me and I had to sit it up on one of her tall kitchen chairs and set it away from the table so that the only way a roach got in my bag is if they crawled up the long metal chair legs...And with the catfood being in the middle of the floor, it was crawling with roaches that were making a meal out of the catfood....

Since I knew that I wasn't going to spend the night, I had to mentally prepare myself to drive the two hours back to my own house. I was already tired from driving to her house that early evening but I went to see her because the girl said that she hated herself and she was thinking about killing herself and needed me to be there with her. I wasn't about to pass up some snatch before she decided to overdose on pills so I hopped in my car and drove there.....First, we ordered some pizza and chicken wings because I was starving..After that, I nicely told her that I wouldn't be spending the night and that it was time for me to be heading home...Then this girl starts talking about how she hates herself and that nobody will miss her if she dies and blah blah. I told her that she has to love herself because nobody really gives about a damn about you except yourself. She was sitting there looking all pitiful so I whipped out her nice big cooters and sucked on them for a minute and then it was time for me to leave. As I was getting ready to go, I saw a bunch of roaches eating some brown clump in front of her kitchen sink. I thought that it was a decomposing mouse but it turns out that it was a piece of cat doodoo that she had left on the kitchen floor. And the roaches were FEASTING on the doodoo. I pointed the roaches out to her and one would think that she would pick up the piece of doo doo. Instead, she just grabbed some bleach and poured it over the doodoo and the roaches and went to sit back down.

I'm sorry, but no piece of snatch is worth bringing roaches back to your home to infest your own crib....I left to drive home and those were the hardest two hours I've ever driven. I was so happy to make it home I didn't know what to do. From now on, I won't be going on any long distance trips to meet girls off of the internet. It's too risky.

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