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08/06/04.....Karma is a bitch

I think this whole thing is a karma lesson that my guardian angel has been teaching me..

Last week I was flush with cash. My newly minted 18 year old young tender recently had her birthday and she is now allowed out of the house more so she wants to spend that time with ME, I just came up on a food stamp card from a geek and it has hella dough on it so I didn't have to spend any money on food....Checks that I weren't even expecting were arriving in the mail...I was out pimpwalking and smiling in public (seriously)..

I saw a dude I went to elementary school with at the grocery store. I knew he shouldn't have been there because he works at the grocery store around the corner. I asked him what's up and he said that he doesn't work there anymore and that he's "regrouping"....Well, being the asshole that I am, and being happy about the food stamps, I was bragging how I wasn't going to have to pay for shit in the store....I can't say that I bragged about what I did because he asked me first and I just told him that I take pics for the net, yada yada... I could tell by the look in his eye that he was hard up for cash but I didn't even think to offer to buy what he wanted with this geek's food stamp card.

I remember when he said that he was "regrouping" his life, how I said that even though shit is going great for me today, I could be fucked up next week so I might as well enjoy this shit while it lasts....Then I said peace and pimpwalked through the grocery store and buying everything to my heart's desire. 

I was then talking to my homegirl on the phone and she asked me how my day was and I went through the whole "Today was a good day" speech and how I just wanted to go outside and see what other good fortunes would fall in my lap. I felt that lucky......After I ran out of breath, I asked her how her day was and she said it was fucked up...So that was two people that I talked to that were having a fucked up day.

I then talked to this girl that I was messing with and she told me about a part that she needed on her car and I knew that her car was broke down. So I gave her half of the 50 that she said she needed for the part and told her to get the part...Then I let her borrow my jumper cables....In all the time I've had my car, my car has never needed the jumper cables because I have a brand new battery in it...

The same day I handed her those cables, I started my car and what do you know? The battery light comes on!..Now the car started but the battery light never came on before EVER...I'm saying to myself already that I'm about to be taught a lesson...I shouldn't have been so fucking jubilant in my fortunes last week and I shouldn't be giving out money to stupid ass females with broke down cars who have to smile and wiggle at nigga after nigga because she needs them to try to nigga-rig her car. She has to get it nigga-rigged because she can't afford to take it to a real shop. And as I said, her car isn't running but you can bet your ass the she was up in the bar that night. 

That was on Friday that the battery light happened. Then on this past MONDAY, I'm driving down the street and something falls off of my car and rolls to the side of the street...All of a sudden it's hard to steer. Luckily I was up the street from my mechanic who I just happened to pay 410 to fix a gas tank sender on my car last week. 

The Mechanic tells me that the water pump is fucked up and the pulley that runs the pump fell off of the car. Plus the serpentine belt was torn up and it would cost me 330. I was like OH HELL NO! I don't get paid until Thursday so I had to give him some money on it and promise the rest when I got paid. I also had to wait to get paid so that I could pay my rent. 

Now it's Friday and my check still hasn't gotten here..My rent is late and I still owe the car dude. And I can't just sneak past him either because you have to drive past him to get to my mother's house. So I'm going to have to take my car up there and put it in his lot and keep it there until my money gets here...

I've NEVER been late on my rent ever until now and I've never owed money to a mechanic like this until now....So now this coming week will be a tough week...And I sure do wish that I had that $25 that I gave to that bar hoppin female.

Thanks Guardian Angel. I have learned my lesson. No need to beat it into me. Oh how the mighty have fallen :(

Thank You.

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