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I happened to see this girl that I met a couple of years ago. She's a BEAUTIFUL Ethiopian girl and she's rail thin and delicate with pretty little fish lips and a cute smile...She's the kind of girl that I would love to get in the bed and abuse the fuck out of her skinny ass....I blurred out her face on her picture because I don't want to hear any kind of shit off of her. There is no way in HELL that somebody that doesn't already know this girl personally could figure out who she is from that picture...I told the girl that I wouldn't put her out there and I meant it so let's get that shit out of the way upfront. 

Anyway, I was never able to get at her but shit happens. She lived in DC but she ended up moving to New York to pursue a music career on the business and performance end. She's a smart girl and she'll probably make it on the business end. Her voice is a little weak so her producer needs to tone down the background or something. She has a real light falsetto voice that is similar to Janet Jacksons. Y'all know how Janet sounds. She is sexy and she can dance but nobody can understand what in the fuck she's singing because her voice doesn't carry enough. 

So she moved to New York and she's been there for a few years now. I see her come online on Yahoo Messenger here and there so today I was bored so I decided to hit her up....But before I did, I checked her profile and low and behold, she's got a picture of her on a beach hugged up with some female and I was like What the Fuck?

So I ask her what's up with the picture and she says that it's her "wife". I had no idea that she was even gay so I was curious and asked. Then the bullshit began....I'm not gonna put her out there so I'm changing the name of her Yahoo ID. So for you idiots out there that can't read, HER NAME ISN'T ETHIOPIA! I'm just calling her that for discussion purposes. 

Mr No Good (8:04:01 AM): is that a female hugging you in your profile?
Ethiopian (8:05:05 AM): who is this?
Mr No Good (8:05:27 AM): Leon
Ethiopian (8:05:37 AM): yes, that is my wife
Mr No Good (8:05:49 AM): since when did you become gay?
Ethiopian (8:06:06 AM): **a smiley that rubs it's chin in thought**
Ethiopian (8:06:33 AM): it doesn't matter now because I am happy
Ethiopian (8:06:52 AM): **a smiley with all his teeth showing**

Now did I ask for all of that shit? I was just asking a simple fucking question and then the Lesbian Carpet Licking Man-Hating personality comes out...It's like some of these Lesbians think that every man is so pressed for the hole in between their legs so they instantly get defensive.....So let's continue with the convo:

Mr No Good (8:07:02 AM): It never mattered but I just didn't see it coming...
Ethiopian (8:07:13 AM): no one does
Mr No Good (8:07:15 AM): it wouldn't have even crossed my mind if I didn't see it (the picture of her hugged up)
Ethiopian (8:07:58 AM): people should'nt have stereotypes about what lesbians should look like
Mr No Good (8:08:19 AM): i didn't say anything about how you LOOKED
Ethiopian (8:08:27 AM): that is the typical misconception
Ethiopian (8:08:36 AM): then what then?
Mr No Good (8:09:37 AM): nothing

I'm not ignorant even though some folks try to play me for ignorant sometimes. It's OBVIOUS that a Lesbian doesn't always "look" a certain way..I didn't say any kind of shit like that but yet she comes at me and slinging some bullshit education about Carpet Licking in a chat message box....What the Hell?.....Let's continue:

Mr No Good (8:10:06 AM): least she ain't ugly
Mr No Good (8:10:19 AM): that would have pissed me off
Ethiopian (8:10:22 AM): my baby looks fine
Ethiopian (8:10:42 AM): lol
Mr No Good (8:10:44 AM): like i said at least she ain't ugly....
Mr No Good (8:10:49 AM): if she was a butch looking man I would be mad

Ethiopian (8:11:04 AM): why would you be mad?
Ethiopian (8:11:19 AM): as long as i would be happy, it doesn't matter
Ethiopian (8:11:39 AM): i wouldn't be mad at who you date
Ethiopian (8:11:44 AM): that
Ethiopian (8:11:50 AM): is your biz
Ethiopian (8:11:57 AM): whatever floats your boat
Mr No Good (8:12:25 AM): girl I ain't really mad...I would have just considered it a waste if she was some fat ugly man looking hoe like I see a lot of girls dating
Mr No Good (8:12:40 AM): if you're gonna get a woman, get a woman that LOOKS like a woman and that's what you got so there's nothing more to say

Ethiopian (8:12:41 AM): lol
Ethiopian (8:12:46 AM): o

Nothing special there but it CLEARLY shows that I'm not hating....The girl isn't bad looking and she isn't a big fat black ugly whale that no man would want so I commended the Ethiopian on the attractiveness of her wife....HOWEVER, you can clearly see that the taller one in the pic is the "man" in the relationship...I see gay girls all the time who are "butch" and they wear shit to flatten their breasts and wear baggy clothes and they do their best to walk, talk, and act like some male street nigga. I even saw one girl who was growing a fucking mustache!...So someone would have to be a fucking idiot to not believe that these women aren't trying to look and be men...And you can tell that they are the aggressive one or the "top" in the relationship..The shit was just obvious to anybody with two eyes and a brain...But apparently the Ethiopian has had her twat licked so much that all of the common sense flowed out of her...Read the following bullshit:

Mr No Good (8:12:54 AM): i can tell she's the man in the relationshiop but she still looks like a woman
Ethiopian (8:13:16 AM): see, here we go again with the MISconceptions
Mr No Good (8:13:30 AM): ain't no misconceptions....you got a picture with HER hugging YOU
Ethiopian (8:13:40 AM): there is NO man in a lesbian relationship
Mr No Good (8:13:44 AM): she looks like she could have some masculine tendencies
Ethiopian (8:13:46 AM): sssssoooooo!
Mr No Good (8:13:48 AM): there is the man role
Mr No Good (8:13:51 AM): ROLE
Ethiopian (8:14:05 AM): she is comfortable being her and I LOVE IT!
Mr No Good (8:14:08 AM): shit if it was two gay men there would be a "man" in the relationsihop
Ethiopian (8:14:11 AM): no there isn't
Ethiopian (8:14:16 AM): oh boy
Mr No Good (8:14:19 AM): who said anything about your comfort level? lol
Mr No Good (8:14:26 AM): i already know you're comfortable

Now look at all that bullshit that she just typed to avoid the fucking obvious...Look at that picture above! Doesn't that skinny brawd with the braids hugging her like a MAN would be hugging a WOMAN in a vacation picture? If it WASN'T like that, then they would be facing each other while hugging and turned to the camera or they would have their arms around each others shoulders...But when you're all hugged up in a wedding style photo where the woman who happens to look more masculine is the one doing the "male" role of hugging in that picture...Some of y'all message me and tell me if I'm wrong but I can't be that much of an idiot to not notice this obvious shit.....But NO! This girl comes at me with the "ignorant" shit...Here we go:

Ethiopian (8:14:42 AM): you sound so ignorant
Mr No Good (8:14:46 AM): is she butch or femme? I know you know the difference don't you?
Mr No Good (8:15:06 AM): how am i ignorant...she's hugging you up like a man...you're posing like the woman...I'm NOT MAD at any of it...but now i'm ignorant...ok

Mr No Good (8:15:21 AM): it's like a woman WANTS a man to be mad at her
Ethiopian (8:15:27 AM): you should get out alittle more and get to know some lesbians and gays
Ethiopian (8:15:32 AM): lol
Mr No Good (8:15:34 AM): um...i'm a pornographer
Mr No Good (8:15:41 AM): i have seen more of everything than you babygirl
Mr No Good (8:15:42 AM): so I know

Ethiopian (8:15:49 AM): ok
Mr No Good (8:15:53 AM): ain't nothing you can tell me about "getting out more"
Ethiopian (8:16:00 AM): ok

Now I've been knowing about shit back when this girl was still sucking milk out of her mama's breast..I've traveled to different countries and have been raised from a young age to appreciate culture and expanding my horizons...But NOW she's trying to tell ME that I need to get out more and learn some shit? PLUULLEEZZE!...And the shit goes on:

Mr No Good (8:16:37 AM): so I don't get to play the love interest anymore in your video huh? :)
Ethiopian (8:16:58 AM): well, gotta go..WIFEY is waiting for me...nope. you never were going to
Mr No Good (8:17:06 AM): oh shucks
Mr No Good (8:17:10 AM): by manhater
Mr No Good (8:17:12 AM): bye

Ethiopian (8:17:14 AM): nice try though
Mr No Good (8:17:18 AM): sigh
Mr No Good (8:17:19 AM): ok

Ethiopian (8:17:24 AM): lol
Ethiopian (8:17:29 AM): cya
Mr No Good (8:17:29 AM): girl be out
Mr No Good (8:18:11 AM): and I gotta write aobut this on mrnogood.com . of course I won't put you out there...thanks for the story

Ok, let's summarize....First of all, what the fuck am I supposed to do about a girl that lives in New York? I don't live in New York...And even if I DID live in New York, if the girl is into licking pussy, what the fuck could I do about it? What WOULD I even want to do about it? Not a gotdamn thing...I was just curious..And did the girl really fucking think that I SERIOUSLY believed that she would put me in one of her videos if she blew up? I don't even know her like that and when I'm ready to be on the big or small screen, I definitely wouldn't need help from being in a fucking video. 

But she feels the need to portray the role that she's so fucking through with men and trying to talk to a man like he missed out on some bomb ass unattainable pussy or something....Newsflash...once you turn out the lights, pussy is pussy and I'm not going to miss one or two twats that slips by...Hell, I miss MOST of the pussy I hunt for. It's just a numbers game.

I just want to know why is it when a woman goes gay, she tries to flip off at the mouth so much at men? What in the hell did some man do to a woman to make her flip like that? I'm sure that if a man becomes gay, it isn't because some woman treated him wrong. It's because he CHOSE to be gay...But that doesn't seem to be the case with women...I've been around gay people...A woman can hang around gay men all day and they will make her feel comfortable...But don't let a man come around a bunch of dykes because the frowns and stares will come out...And the main convo with Carpet Licking bitches is how fucked up men are and how they don't need them...Why don't y'all heifers that are like that take a bottle of pills and end it all? Jesus Christ, I've never seen people WHINE so much about men than some fucked up in the head newly dyke chick...It's fucking pitiful. 

Well that's that..I'm done writing about this BS...But at least y'all get something new to read....And give a thanks to the Ethiopian girl for providing us with tonight's entertainment. 

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