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04/28/04   We may be friends, but we AIN'T FUCKIN!

The majority of my friends have been female. It isn't that I don't like males but I mostly hang with females. Because of this, I am routinely around females and that's why I hear and know so much about how females act..Having female friends is a good thing because #1 females are better friends than male friends #2 females don't get as jealous about my success as male friends do (believe me, a pornographer gets MANY male haters), #3 it's always nice to have a female plutonic friend that you get to hug and kiss on and rub their ass and all of that other kind of shit without having to worry about fucking them, and #4 female friends are good to use as "bait" to get other pussy PLUS your female friends always introduce you to their friends who I might get to either have sex with or use on my pornsite.

One of my closest friends is a female. I mentioned her in a recent story...This female friend of mine is a sexy thick female but we are NOT having sexual relations. We're just very good friends and we can talk to each other about different things that we can't talk about to friends of the same sex.  This woman has her own home but the bad part is that she has a babydaddy that acts somewhat ignorantly.  Since I am not having sex with the girl, there is no reason for me to be worried about what her man thinks about me or anything like that. However, I spend a lot of time at this woman's house when her man isn't around so that we can drink and smoke weed and talk about shit. I have been cool with this relationship for years and I know that her babydaddy isn't the best acting person in the world and I won't go into details about it because people in my city read my porn site and this blog and I definitely don't want to give the girl's identity away...

Y'all females that are reading this know how relationships with your babydaddy goes.  A lot of the time, you can't stand the nigga. He doesn't work, hardly helps financially with your kids, doesn't have his own place to live, has a very low paying job or doesn't work at all, is in and out of jail, etc. etc.... But since he's your babydaddy, you still have to deal with the nigga. I can't knock any woman for trying to maintain a cordial relationship with their babydaddy but there is a problem when you have to answer to the nigga and you're not even with him...It's even a bigger problem with this babydaddy gets violent with you if things don't go his way...

Y'all females also know how it is to have male "friends"...The men are good friends with you and you may not be fuckin the nigga, but you know that all you have to do is ask him and he'll have his pants down with a hard dick ready to bone you....That means that the nigga will always playerhate on your babydaddy and try to tell you to leave the man and to not be bothered with him and all of that....But I'm not that type of friend...The woman already knows and has already told me that she doesn't know any man around that has more pussy than I do..And it's true...There are a lot of dope dealing niggas around the neighborhood but there is only ONE neighborhood porn star and that's me. I am the envy of dope dealers and I have girls BEGGING me to suck me off on camera all the time so pussy isn't anything to me. And I don't bother her to try and fuck her or anything like that. It's strictly plutonic...

But the problem is that by going over to her home to drink and smoke with her, I am putting myself at risk of meeting up with her boyfriend if he just happens to show up at the house unannounced. It hasn't happened yet but a few times, I have left her house and found out that her man shows up minutes after I leave by surprise. Her boyfriend is a violent man and I'm not scared of him at all and I don't know who would win in a fight between me and him but that's not the issue. The issue is that I would be getting in a fight over some pussy that I'm not even fucking and THAT AIN'T RIGHT!...I don't care if I had to step on a weak midget because of a female and I knew that with one swing, I could knock the muthafucka out. But WHY would I even bother to get in a confrontation over pussy that I ain't even getting? It makes no sense. I wouldn't even step on an ant over some pussy that ain't mine....

The point of this story is that I was just over the woman's house yesterday to have a quick smoke session and to drink some Canei wine with her and then I left to go pick up one of my shorties that IS giving me the pussy....I get across town and she calls me on the cell to tell me that her man showed up just MINUTES after I just left her house. He was supposed to be at work and wasn't due home for hours....

So I have decided that I am going to cut back my visits to her house....If I was over her house and that nigga showed up, there WOULD have been a fight. And what would the girl have been doing while two niggas were scrapping and risking serious injury or jail time to each of us? NOT A GOTDAMN THING! All she would have been able to do is scream "STOP! STOP!" like all females do when they see their nigga fighting over her. And I don't care what you say. That woman seeing her man fight over her would have turned her on....If I had beat his ass in the fight, she would have blamed me and nursed his wounds and gave him some PUSSY that night...If I had gotten my own ass beat in the fight, she would have called me later to apologize for getting me in some shit, but she still would be forming a pussy puddle seeing her man whoop my ass and what would she have done? She would have given him some PUSSY that night....Either way, her man was going to get some PUSSY and I was going to get nothing but a story about a fight that I got in over some PUSSY that I ain't even fucking....Either way, it ain't worth the fucking hassle....From now on, she comes to MY house to drink and smoke....

We may be friends, but we AIN'T FUCKIN!

Then I have another girl that I met on AdultFriendFinder a couple of years ago. She was a big girl and she gave the blowjob and the pussy up and all of that shit but then I got bored as usual and the shit just faded off....She would call me all of the time but I wasn't really interested because the girl was nothing but a hoodrat...

She hits me up on yahoo messenger today because I was on her buddy list and she couldn't really remember who I was so we chatted for a minute and she remembered who she was talking to...During the time that she was calling me, it turns out that she ended up pregnant by some other nigga that she met, who then promptly told her to fuck off once he found out that she was pregnant....That means that she now has a child to take care of and feed in addition to her just being a poor hoodrat like she was before....Anyway, like I said she hits me up on yahoo messenger and then she starts hitting me up to try to help her make some money. She wasn't even shy about it. Basically she wants me to pimp her out to old white men in return for half of her profits from fucking them....Her yahoo id isn't "thebigbeggar" so don't go harrassing the person who really holds that yahoo ID cause it ain't her.  I'm just making her yahoo name up. But read this bullshit conversation that I had with her earlier today.

MrNoGood (9:52:37 AM): the name looks familiar...where do I know you from?
TheBigBeggar (9:54:47 AM): i think from blackplanet my name on there is thebigbeggar
MrNoGood (9:55:28 AM): how is that supposed to help? there ain't no pic on there
TheBigBeggar (9:55:46 AM): i know i
TheBigBeggar (9:56:06 AM): i'm sorry i live in xxxxxxx
TheBigBeggar (9:56:44 AM): i kind of forgot you too
MrNoGood (9:56:57 AM): so do you have a pic?
TheBigBeggar (9:57:07 AM): no not anymore 
TheBigBeggar (9:57:27 AM): i'll be puting one on here by friday
TheBigBeggar (9:58:22 AM): do you have a pic
MrNoGood (9:58:23 AM): ok
MrNoGood (9:58:33 AM): i'll show you mine when you show me yours 
TheBigBeggar (9:58:41 AM): whatever 
TheBigBeggar (9:58:50 AM): what is your name again
MrNoGood (9:58:55 AM): xxxx
TheBigBeggar (9:59:04 AM): 
TheBigBeggar (9:59:11 AM): where are you from
MrNoGood (9:59:18 AM): i'm in xxxxxxx
TheBigBeggar (10:00:05 AM): lxxxx are you forreal you don't remember me 
TheBigBeggar (10:00:37 AM): hello
TheBigBeggar (10:00:49 AM): i came over your house before
MrNoGood (10:01:19 AM): you did?
TheBigBeggar (10:01:24 AM): yes
TheBigBeggar (10:01:44 AM): i use to live on xxxxxx and in the heights
MrNoGood (10:02:06 AM): the thick dark skinned girl that had a baby recently?
TheBigBeggar (10:02:41 AM): yes bay 
TheBigBeggar (10:02:50 AM): what's been up with you 
MrNoGood (10:03:08 AM): same ole shit
MrNoGood (10:03:15 AM): where you live now?
TheBigBeggar (10:03:35 AM): i live on fifth ave 
MrNoGood (10:04:29 AM): where is the babydaddy?
TheBigBeggar (10:04:32 AM): so where is your girlfriend at
MrNoGood (10:04:44 AM): i ain't got one thank god
TheBigBeggar (10:04:46 AM): somewhere beening an asshole
TheBigBeggar (10:04:55 AM): why is that
MrNoGood (10:06:04 AM): I don't know
MrNoGood (10:06:10 AM): some men like being assholes
MrNoGood (10:08:01 AM): who you stay with?

**SHE MAKES THE PITCH TO TRY AND MAKE MONEY**
TheBigBeggar (10:09:50 AM): it's my mother and i for now i'm trying to move 
TheBigBeggar (10:10:03 AM): and i'm trying to make some real money
TheBigBeggar (10:10:11 AM): 4real
TheBigBeggar (10:10:14 AM): 4real
TheBigBeggar (10:10:22 AM): 
TheBigBeggar (10:10:34 AM): 
MrNoGood (10:10:42 AM): oh ok
MrNoGood (10:10:49 AM): you on the hustle tip now
TheBigBeggar (10:10:57 AM): yes
TheBigBeggar (10:11:13 AM): that's what's up bay
TheBigBeggar (10:11:23 AM): how have the girls been
MrNoGood (10:12:51 AM): good...they live out of state now but i get them in the summer
TheBigBeggar (10:13:10 AM): can we start making some money 2gether
MrNoGood (10:14:47 AM): how would we make money together?
TheBigBeggar (10:15:49 AM): i don't know think of a way i can make some money and we can cut it in half
MrNoGood (10:16:55 AM): lol....I wish it was that easy
TheBigBeggar (10:17:13 AM): you playing 
MrNoGood (10:17:29 AM): if I could just think up ways of making money, I'D be making it 
MrNoGood (10:17:50 AM): if you want to make money, you gotta use what you got to get what you want
TheBigBeggar (10:17:51 AM): i know you know a way to make some easy money
MrNoGood (10:18:00 AM): yeah...selling your ass is easy money
TheBigBeggar (10:18:04 AM): i know that 
MrNoGood (10:18:09 AM): other than that ain't no easy money out there
TheBigBeggar (10:18:30 AM): i'm trying to find me a rich old white man 
MrNoGood (10:19:33 AM): so you're saying that you want me to help you find a rich old white man and we can split the profits?
TheBigBeggar (10:19:59 AM): yes
TheBigBeggar (10:20:01 AM): yes
MrNoGood (10:21:39 AM): lol....ok i'll think about it
TheBigBeggar (10:22:03 AM): don't think be about it 
MrNoGood (10:24:55 AM): I ALWAYS think about something when it comes to things like that
MrNoGood (10:25:14 AM): i think about why I would take the risk to do that when I'm making money sitting here in my chair already
TheBigBeggar (10:25:31 AM): how is that 
MrNoGood (10:25:46 AM): how is what?
TheBigBeggar (10:25:55 AM): shit help me make some more money
TheBigBeggar (10:26:10 AM): u making money sitting in your chair
MrNoGood (10:27:15 AM): yeah but that took a lot of thought
MrNoGood (10:27:27 AM): and takes a lot of thought even still
TheBigBeggar (10:27:41 AM): what do
MrNoGood (10:27:48 AM): you know I do online porn
TheBigBeggar (10:27:57 AM): oh ok
TheBigBeggar (10:29:43 AM): so when can i see u again
MrNoGood (10:30:47 AM): maybe sometime this week if not the weekend maybe
TheBigBeggar (10:31:12 AM): ok then i have your number i'll call
TheBigBeggar (10:36:36 AM): bye bay have to get back to school work 
MrNoGood (10:36:59 AM): ok baby....you gonna pose for me?
TheBigBeggar (10:38:14 AM): are you paying 
MrNoGood (10:38:46 AM): of course
MrNoGood (10:39:02 AM): we'll start off with a quick intro photo shoot...$50 for ten minutes work
MrNoGood (10:39:06 AM): no sex
MrNoGood (10:39:26 AM): what's your number?
TheBigBeggar (10:43:54 AM): well it's xxx-xxxx i'm not at home now 
MrNoGood (10:44:30 AM): ok...i'll program it in my phone
TheBigBeggar (10:45:09 AM): when can we do this 
MrNoGood (10:45:36 AM): it'll be a minute..I already got a girl lined up for this friday
MrNoGood (10:45:41 AM): probably the week after
TheBigBeggar (10:45:58 AM): damn that long of a wait
MrNoGood (10:46:04 AM): but shit could fall through
TheBigBeggar (10:46:14 AM): ok
MrNoGood (10:46:15 AM): ya never know...but regardless I don't get paid until thursday anyway
TheBigBeggar (10:46:31 AM): ok
MrNoGood (10:47:01 AM): you in school right now?
TheBigBeggar (10:47:11 AM): are they face shot
TheBigBeggar (10:47:13 AM): yes
MrNoGood (10:47:43 AM): there are face shots but if you don't want every tom dick and harry seeing them, I can make the free sample pictures ass shots so they can't really see your face
MrNoGood (10:47:55 AM): only the people who pay will see the face
TheBigBeggar (10:48:57 AM): ok
TheBigBeggar (10:51:42 AM): i'm cool with that 
MrNoGood (10:52:43 AM): and the thick women are very popular with them
MrNoGood (10:52:48 AM): dark and thick they LOVE
TheBigBeggar (10:52:57 AM): ok
TheBigBeggar (10:54:44 AM): smiley

**Here is where the BEGGING starts**

TheBigBeggar (10:55:54 AM): can you bring me something to eat
MrNoGood (10:56:47 AM): ummmmm.....no 
TheBigBeggar (11:03:19 AM): why not 
TheBigBeggar (11:03:35 AM): that was so mean
MrNoGood (11:04:49 AM): i'm in my chair butt naked watching tv and doing some work...i'm comfortable
MrNoGood (11:04:58 AM): don't want to move right now
TheBigBeggar (11:05:08 AM): well i
TheBigBeggar (11:06:37 AM): don't go on lunch until 12:30
TheBigBeggar (11:06:41 AM): please
TheBigBeggar (11:06:44 AM): please
MrNoGood (11:07:12 AM): nope
MrNoGood (11:07:13 AM): nope
TheBigBeggar (11:10:00 AM): please 
TheBigBeggar (11:10:04 AM): please
TheBigBeggar (11:10:07 AM): please
TheBigBeggar (11:10:15 AM): smiley
TheBigBeggar (11:10:18 AM): smiley
TheBigBeggar (11:10:23 AM): smiley
MrNoGood (11:10:39 AM): that's the problem with you wimmens
TheBigBeggar (11:15:54 AM): what
MrNoGood (11:17:27 AM): too used to being catered too
TheBigBeggar (11:31:00 AM): i don't want to be catered too, i'm just little hungry and i don't get out of here until 4:30 and my sister for got to bring my money up here 
TheBigBeggar (11:31:04 AM): please
TheBigBeggar (11:31:14 AM): i need you really bad
TheBigBeggar (11:33:41 AM): i'm back
MrNoGood (11:34:12 AM): your sister shouldn't have your money...YOU should
TheBigBeggar (11:34:38 AM): it was money that i let her borrow 
TheBigBeggar (11:35:16 AM): please
MrNoGood (11:35:20 AM): i'm WORKING (Can't you understand that?)
MrNoGood (11:35:47 AM): I have to keep it so that I can sit here and chill..and that means getting my work done
MrNoGood (11:35:53 AM): i ain't trying to hit the want ads again
TheBigBeggar (11:36:13 AM): what
TheBigBeggar (11:36:38 AM): but i'm hungry and sick (AND?)
MrNoGood (11:37:17 AM): suck it up
TheBigBeggar (11:38:48 AM): i won't be able to eat until 5:30 please
TheBigBeggar (11:38:51 AM): please
TheBigBeggar (11:39:05 AM): smiley
MrNoGood (11:39:33 AM): first it was 12:30 then 4:30 now 5:30.....cry me a river
MrNoGood (11:39:36 AM): suck it up
TheBigBeggar (11:41:00 AM): no i get out of school at 4:30 but i have to catch the bus and i won't get home untill 5:00 or 5:30 and i go to lunch at 12:30 
MrNoGood (11:41:50 AM): i'll bet you won't loan that money to your sister next time won't you? remember that as your stomach growls
TheBigBeggar (11:42:13 AM): you are so mean amn
TheBigBeggar (11:43:25 AM): thank you anyway 

Now I haven't been with that woman in years and I just now started chatting with her again. Why in the hell did she think that I would just come bring her something to eat for free? Is it because she's a woman and she thinks because she has a hole between her legs, that I'm going to drop all of the work I'm doing to come serve her? What in the hell is wrong with these American black women these days? Is my name Bradley Crackerton? Am I a white man? NO! So females, don't ask me for shit that only a white man would do for a black woman that he isn't fucking....Don't ask me to help you "make money" just because you are a female because I'll tell you to fuck off just like I'll tell a nigga. You have NO RIGHT to ask me to do shit for you that your Man should be doing for you. Your MAN should be helping you make money. Your MAN should be bringing you food in the middle of the day because you're too broke to have your own money. Your MAN is the one who should be rubbing your pregnant belly and making you feel good when you want to be held. NOT ME!...The man who has the pussy is the man who should pay...And when I mean "pay", that means paying with money, time, gasoline, food, etc. etc....There's all kinds of ways that a man can be paying and he ain't getting shit for it. If you're my TRUE female friend, there are things that I will do for you that are above and beyond what is normal for a man to do for a woman, and I don't require any pussy or blowjobs for it...But if I have to get in a fight, I BETTER be getting some ass.....Case closed.

We may be friends...But we AIN'T FUCKIN!

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