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I'm sitting here in the hotel here out of town. I just finished my week with my children during spring break. I had a fabulous time with them and my kids enjoyed themselves also. One of my daughters asked me why the week went so fast and I told her that time flies when you're with people who love you unconditionally. (It's true)
My oldest daughter was able to experience her first "slumber party" while with me and I walked around with the girl for five hours at the amusement park and spent hella money buying the girl anything that she wanted...On a side note, me and my daughter were waiting in line to go on the water log ride and some seven year old white girl just starts talking to me. She was there with her father who had taken his girl to the park but was scared to get on some of the rides. I'll ride EVERY ride with any of my kids and grandkids until I'm dead and gone. A few of those rides scared the shit out of me but You can't bitch out on your kids....My mother was willing to ride all kinds of rides that scared her to death because she was with me and I still remember her doing that. I want my kids to remember me for that also...Anyway, her father's reluctance is why the white girl had to get on certain rides by herself...So she was asking if she could ride the log ride with me and my daughter...And man could this girl TALK! Her name was Samantha and she is destined for a career in television.. The white girl's father, seeing his daughter talking to a big fat (but strikingly handsome) black man, he immediately ran up on the scene under the guise of "calming his daughter down" and pretending to save me from the onslaught of her daughter's constantly running mouth. I may look threatening but once the father saw that I wasn't some ignorant Jungle Bunny, he figured that his daughter would be safe to get on the ride with us as long as he was able to stand on the side and watch. So basically this little white girl invited herself on the ride with me and my daughter. The three of us get on the platform and the log thingy floats up. Anybody who has ridden a log ride at an amusement park knows that the "log" is really a plastic boat with a bench along the inside center that you straddle like a horse saddle. I planned on having my daughter ride in the front while I rode behind her but NOW, with the white girl, I cannot be riding behind some strange little white girl because that wouldn't be appropriate, or have her riding behind me because my big ass could block all of the water and she wouldn't get wet like everybody that rides the water log ride wants to do. So the white girl had to ride in the front, my daughter rode behind her, and I rode behind my daughter....And we all got wet...Some water rides gyp you and leave you somewhat dry. This ride didn't disappoint you.
After the ride, I expected for us and the little white girl to part ways but then she asked if she could go on another ride with my daughter...I'm hesitant about it but the white girl is insistent and my daughter wanted to ride with her. So now I'm walking around with my daughter with a little white girl and her white father around the amusement park. I wasn't in the mood to talk to the man at first so I just let the kids talk while I looked at ALL OF THE FINE PHAT YOUNG BOOTIES walking around everywhere! Whoooweee! I had some shades on so I wouldn't look so obvious....We went on the roller coaster, the ride where you sit in a chair and it spins you in the air, the slingshot drop ride, and all kinds of shit..Since her father wouldn't get on any ride that involved spinning, I had to listen to the white girl's mouth for hours but I didn't mind it because she made fast friends with my daughter and as long as my daughter is happy, I'll tolerate whatever.
I eventually talked with the father and he said he's a logistics specialist. He designs efficient routes for trash collectors...I told him in a roundabout way that I do internet porn....After awhile we went to buy the kids something to eat and two cheeseburgers with fries and a small drink for each cost $15.50...We then put the kids on a few more rides and the kids started to get tired...I almost ended up cussing out another ignorant ass little black girl and her mama for trying to cut my daughter in line...I had to shove my way in front of this girl because being polite wasn't working...Then another young black girl that was in front of me told the fat heifer that she would get slapped if she didn't go to the back of the line...And I'll have to give the little white girl some credit...she was surrounded by young black kids and she told that fat heifer to get to the back of the line just like the black kids were doing. She had some spunk in her.
After that ride, we said our goodbyes and shook hands. I told him that if he liked internet porn, he should go to my porn site and I gave him the address. He just looked at me kind of funny but I'll bet he'll look at it. I should have just given him the address to MrNoGood.com but I didn't...But if he goes to the porn site, he'll find this site so here's a shoutout to the white man with the mouthy little white girl. Your daughter is very intelligent and I am glad that my daughter was able to have even more fun by meeting up with her at the amusement park.
I got off subject kind of but the point I was trying to make is that I was able to have a nice peaceful week with my children without having the added drama of having to hear my ex-wife's mouth to fuck up my whole mood....I have a whole good week with the children and then 45 minutes that I'm around her to drop my kids off, she is running her mouth non-stop trying to piss me off. Yapping about the same old shit that she always yaps about which mainly consists of what I do for a living.....This story was mainly going to be about how she pissed me off but then I had a little E&J VSOP and my attitude changed....Yes, she pissed me off at first with the yapping about what I do for a living but SHE is the one who will be getting up at the crack of dawn to go to work...Not me...So why should I get mad? Does her opinion now or has it EVER affected the direction in my life? No. I follow my own road regardless of the circumstances and hope that my guardian angels leads me through the storm....So even though I'm a pornographer, and even though all kinds of white people (who were brought into the fray), were in my business, unlike other men who were ass raped by the courts, I was able to work it out so that I could see my children every summer and with liberal visitation during the nine months that they aren't with me.
So instead of letting myself get pissed off at my ex-wife, I'm going to take it all in stride. I'm going to drink some more brandy and smoke a little more ganja. Then I'm going to go to sleep and get ready for this long ass drive tomorrow. Then I'm going to work harder so that I can come back next month and see my kids. I'm going to brush off the evil comments because it doesn't affect my everyday life. I'm also going to do my best not to give any evil comments. All I'm going to do is be indifferent from now on. The smile on my kids faces when they see me is worth the useless talk between the parents. I'm just going to keep my mouth SHUT from now on and say absolutely nothing unless I have to talk about the kids. Let's see the results of my new technique of dealing with my ex-wife.
I'll be able to spend every summer with my children IN PEACE without the bullshit that other men have to go through to be with their children. I'll be back here on the last day of school to take them back home for the summer..That alone is worth it.
Peace