04/11/04 The reasons that they call me "The 15 Minute Fantasy"
Lawd have mercy! I went to pick up my kids to bring them back to stay with me during their spring break. My babymomma gave me that pussy just like I like it...I didn't even require her to suck my dick and balls as usual...I just licked her twat and then boned her for a few minutes until she cums...
I don't know why women talk that big shit about how a man is supposed to fuck them for hours and hours on end...You don't have to do all of that shit...I see how men like to say how they can fuck a woman all day and all night...You don't need all that stuff! All you need is FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES to handle your business. And this fifteen minutes INCLUDES foreplay!
If you and the woman have good chemistry, it shouldn't take long at all to make her have an orgasm. The woman before my current wife, my first love, Valerie A. who was my first love that I met through the now famous Anthony Anderson, who was her best male friend in in college , used to have orgasms within 15 minutes also. Valerie will tell ya how I used to work it....Anthony was sleep (I think) in the living room while I made love to Valerie for the first time, blew that pussy out, and after that had her calling me "smooth daddy"...So it isn't just my ex-wife that I could make cum quickly.....If you have the magic dick like I have, and if the woman that you're fucking loves you, it DOES NOT take hours to make her have an orgasm..Valerie tells me that she is married to a Nigerian man who is starting his own law firm in Los Angeles...He's a lucky man..I was just too immature at the time to be with Valerie...I fucked that relationship up big time and I take full responsibility.............ANYWAY.........
I'm not saying that you can walk into a bedroom with your clothes on and within 15 minutes, she has had an orgasm and you're on your way to dreamland....The first thing to do is to make sure that the woman has a stomach full of food and then is nice and intoxicated before you even start the foreplay...
First, I took my ex-wife and the kids to a nice little buffet in the hood..You can get a buffet for $6.95 each...You go into this restaurant and everybody at the table pays the fee...First you have the all you can eat salad bar...Then they come out with a basket of fried fish, a basket of fried chicken, a whole pizza (the crust was kind of thin), a big thing of garlic bread, and some other shit that I can't remember because I'm high right now. and when you eat all of that up, you just tell the waitress to bring you some chicken or fish or pizza or whatever and they bring it....We ate our fill and since the restaurant wouldn't give us a doggie bag, we had to wrap the shit up in napkins and put it in her purse...
Then we got ready to go to the hotel....
My ex-wife likes alcohol. So I make sure that she is provided with the alcohol of her choice. Normally, she likes shots of liquor and some beer but this time, in addition to the customary pack of Virginia Slims Menthols that I had to buy for her, she asked me for some MD 20/20...For those that don't know, it used to be called "Mad Dog" back in the day...I asked her why in the fuck she started drinking Mad Dog and she said that someone hipped her to it....So I went in the liquor store and bought a bottle of the customary grape flavor of MD and I got a new flavor that was a lemon flavor...
I got her to the hotel and I played with the kids for awhile until they went to sleep...By the time the kids were sleep, she had already drank the first bottle of MD...I knew that she would pick the Lemon flavor first...Y'all niggas knows how Mad Dog fucks your mind up..That's some Wino rot-gut shit and I stopped drinking it back since I convinced my mama one time when I was little that Wild Irish Rose was "real" wine and that she could use it in a cooking recipe...After the shit was cooked, I sipped the fuck out of what was left of that bottle of rose that she had in the fridge..I must have been in eighth grade...Back then when you're not allowed to drink, Wild Irish Rose tastes like sweet nectar from Heaven...But now that low class shit would make me gag. I now stick to liquor cause liquor is quicker and I had some E&J VSOP for myself and my wooden hand carved pipe that I bought in Jamaica filled with weed.
You gotta talk a little shit to the woman to get her in the mood and I had started talking shit days before. I would send her instant messages telling her how I'm about to fuck the shit out of her and how I knew that she couldn't wait for "Mr. Magic" to be inside of her..She would bullshit and act like she didn't want the dick but we both knew...All evening, I was in a good mood and hinting about how she was gonna get fucked later on...If my daughter didn't drop a piece of greasy pizza on my right TAN SUEDE TIMBERLAND lowcut boot, I would have been in a much better mood than I was in.
Now the kids are asleep, her head is in another world thanks to the chemical filled brew MD 20/20, a poison brew to kill the negroes, and I was high and she smoked a little weed too...She doesn't smoke weed really anymore but I got her to take a toke off of the pipe.....After all of this, and y'all are laid up in the bed and y'all have showered, and I'm butt naked, and she has on some frilly shit, and when I put my hand on her breast, THEN you start the stopwatch that is T-minus 15 minutes and counting to her orgasm and mine.
I sucked her titties a little bit...she likes that shit...She has some nice sized tits so I can squeeze both of them together and suck both of the nipples at the same time...She likes nibbling and tongue flickering and hard sucking..Every girl has her own preference...Then I licked her pussy for maybe five minutes...She was wet as hell and ready to fuck...Now normally, I'd have her suck on my dick and vacuum my balls in her mouth but I haven't seen her in a month and I get blowjobs all the time so I was ready to FUCK...
I didn't need no fucking Viagra...I didn't need to "think about something else", I didn't need to imagine that I had a real woman up under me and not some young hoodrat skank that I would probably have in my bed...I slayed her with the dick and I know I'm fucking her ta death when I see nothing but the whites of her eyes...It's when her eyes roll back into her head and she looks like she is possessed...It's some spooky and sexy shit...
Then I hit it doggystyle like I like it....I ALMOST went ahead and busted my nut up inside of her but I pulled out and busted a white jello nut on her ass...She then asked me to go get her a towel and I said fuck that...I just rubbed that cum into her skin like it was lotion...After I busted my nut, I remember going into the bathroom to piss and taking my contacts out...I don't remember anything else until I woke up very early in the morning..I did take my contact lenses out but I didn't put any saline solution in them so they were dry and crispy when I woke up....I didn't have to "cuddle" or anything like that after I nutted...I also remember saying kind of loudly "SLEEPY TIME" after I was recuperating from the ejaculation....
And all of this happened in 15 minutes...Foreplay, titty sucking, pussy licking, fucking, ejaculating, and soundly asleep within 15 minutes...She had at least one orgasm, if not two but I can't remember too much..But she DID cum at least once...
This is why I am called the 15 minute fantasy. I'm telling any potential woman out there that I might end up sleeping with. And I know of at least one reader who lives close to me who I am about to go visit and she needs to see this also...I'm not fucking you any longer than fifteen minutes...If you can't have an orgasm within that time, then something is wrong...We discussed the 69 action and all of that...And we agreed that you would let me be comfortable and would let me have the remote control and relax on the couch so it's all good baby. I'm looking forward to seeing you...
If y'all women are curious about getting with me, the fifteen minute fantasy, click that yahoo messenger button on the bottom of this page and holla at me....Maybe I can take you on the 15 minute ride to paradise....That's if you're lucky enough to even have me willing to take my penis out of my pants for you...You gotta EARN the right to get with this baby...