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03/22/04 Lifestyles of the Nigger Rich and Quasi-Internet Famous
Since I work at home, I sit here in my recliner chair and watch CNN most of the day. I see how the economy is so bad and how the jobs are being lost or outsourced to other countries....That shit has been happening since the signing of NAFTA when the manufacturing jobs were going right across the border to Mexico. I remember when the blue collar workers would cry about their jobs leaving but since the white collar jobs were still in the United States, most people with jobs would see the story about it on television and would have an uppity attitude about it saying things like, "Well, they need to retrain" and "Nowadays you need a college degree to work at McDonalds"....But the people that were making up those sayings didn't actually have to work at McDonalds themselves....Nobody gives a damn about the poor blue collar worker in this country...
But NOW the white collar jobs are starting to leave also. I remember back when I was in graduate school working on a Masters in Software Engineering, how the mix of the majority of the classes were made up of Indians, Arabs, Chinese, Africans, Jews, WASPS, and African-Americans...The Indians had an accent that was SO THICK, that the average American wouldn't even be able to understand what they were saying unless they were around them all the time like I was. I mean their English sounded borderline Hindu. But the Indians and the Chinese worked hard. But we all worked hard since it was graduate school and you couldn't have less than a 3.00 GPA to stay in school...Back then I didn't realize what the impact would be from the Indians and the Chinese taking their American Masters Degrees in all kinds of computer sciences back to their home country....Now I see the impact...When I started grad school, the IT field was at it's peak...People were getting Microsoft Certifications in bullshit like networking and were making six figures a year....By the time I got to the end of the second year of grad school, the bottom fell out and NOBODY was getting hired or paid well.
This left me with three more classes to finish and no job to look forward to once I graduated. Fortunately the adult website had made me some pocket change so I ran with that. But if I didn't have that, I don't know what I would be doing right now because the job market sucks....But do you see how everybody is crying now about the Indians taking all of their high tech jobs? It's never going to stop. I don't care if we do elect John Kerry into office. John Kerry, or any other President wouldn't have the power to tell individual companies not to hire workers in other countries. It just won't happen. All Kerry can do is eliminate the tax benefits for companies who outsource their work. But think about it....If I had a corporation where I could get an IT worker for $8,000 a year versus a equivalent IT worker in the U.S. where I'd have to pay the worker $90,000 a year, do you think I would give a damn if I lost out on some tax benefits as a CEO of a corporation?
I'm telling you now. If you want to make a living in this world, you better go to school and get trained in something that you CAN'T outsource (nursing, truck driving, etc), or you better think of a way to make money on your own. If you still think that you can pick up your local newspaper and find a job that can support a family, you're dreaming....
But you can live in the U.S.A. and be very happy without having a boatload of money. What you want to do is live the "Nigger Rich" lifestyle. Now to live the nigger rich lifestyle, you must have some sort of income coming in to keep some money in your pocket. That's the first thing. I'm not going to try to tell you how to get your own individual hustle on, but do what you have to do to get paid on the regular...Then you need to tailor your lifestyle properly and you can live nigger rich. You don't have to be black to live nigger rich. People of all races can do it...This is what you do:
Don't worry about buying a house out in the suburbs. Just rent you a house somewhere in the ghetto but make sure it's a nice block in the ghetto. One where there are a lot of older people who own their homes around you and it should be a quiet street with not a lot of foot traffic. It's always cheaper to buy/rent a house in the Ghetto...Why spend money on a mortgage or rent in a high priced neighborhood with white folks who don't want you there anyway?
Don't worry about buying a brand new Mercedes. What you do is get an older model Chevrolet or Buick or some other American car If you want to "nigger-up" your car with accessories, you can throw a nice system on it and put some shiny new rims on it too to make it look better. I prefer to leave mine the way it is so that I don't attract too much attention from the gold digging hoodrats....You save money on car payments and you can spend it on more important things like weed and liquor.
Unless you have a food stamp card, DON'T go to the regular grocery stores. Go to the ghetto grocery stores that are specifically tailored to the individual who aspires nigger richness....These grocery stores have limited selection, bulk availability, and good quality grade A minus meats. Hell, Grade A- is still way better than most people are eating in the world. Believe me. Go pick out that cheap bacon, sausage links, flavor-aid, sodapop with dumb names like "Bubba Cola", and all of that cheap stuff. I guarantee you that your refrigerator can be overflowing with food for less than $100 per visit.
Don't waste money on good furniture. Buy furniture from the Salvation Army or some hand-me-down furniture from your parents. My furniture may be cheap but it's paid for. It's also good to do this unless you ever need to move. You can abandon the furniture you have rather than spend money moving it to another location. Also don't spend money on all kinds of decorations for your home...Keep it basic..
You don't need all of those expensive close that we like to wear these days....We live in a society now where a poor black kid will spend all of his money on a white gold or silver chain with some rhinestones in it and try to pass it off as "Platinum". It's also ignorant for these ghetto females to spend all of their money on junk clothes and shoes for their children while they let their college fund go neglected...It's stupid and you know it. Money for junk shit like that wasn't spent on me but I was definitely spoiled with good suits, good restaurants, vacations, cultural activities, etc. If you're gonna spend money on your children, don't spend so much money where you can't enlighten their minds and expand their horizons.
DO spend your money on a high end cable/satellite television system. If you're going to be sitting on your ass in the house all day, you must have entertainment available at your fingertips. Also make sure to have high speed internet so that you can download all the songs you want when the girlie girls come over to your house to smoke and drink with you.
DO spend your money on your cell phone, electricity, and heat bills. You can't let your utilities get cut off no matter what. It's always good to know that you can have the heat on blast in the winter and the AC on blast in the summer and be able to pay the bills.
DO make sure that you have plenty of liquor and weed available. The honies like that. But don't let them get too comfortable with it. You gotta be stingy with your liquor and weed because you don't want every hoodrat smoking and drinking you to nothing do you?
DO spend money on a vacation at least twice a year. Right now I'm limiting my vacations to the porn webmaster conventions but I'll expand even more later.
If you follow my philosophy after you have acquired a steady cashflow, maybe one day you can sit here in your recliner chair butt naked in front of a computer writing about bullshit in the middle of the day while others are choking on a shirt and tie and bored to death in a cubicle. You too can live the nigger rich lifestyle and it feels oh so good....As long as you have a roof over your head, a car to drive, television to watch, weed to smoke, liquor to drink, and a refrigerator/freezer packed with food, that's all you need to live a good lifestyle in America...I have learned to focus on what I NEED and less on what I WANT and I haven't worked a full time work week since 2002....If the Lord is willing, I'll never have to work another day in my life..