03/10/04
Lionel Ritchie is a Dumb Coon.
Let me get this straight....Lionel Ritchie was married to his first wife that he had offspring with and everything was going fine. Then the idiot who can't keep his dick in his pants decides to fuck a white (or high high yellow) woman in his family home. His wife comes home and finds them in there..The story goes that she threw a pot of hot grease/water on him or hit him with a skillet. Either way, she supposedly fucked him up badly....When they got divorced, his wife got HALF of the licensing rights to all of the songs that he made up until then. So say Coca-Cola wants to use one of his songs to use for one of their commercials, this ignorant bastard has to go to his ex-wife in order to get her approval.
Did his wife write one fucking song? Did she make one video? Did she perform on stage even once? What in the hell gives her the right to half of his shit? I just don't understand it. I was married myself and I had no idea what kind of nonsense can be brought up in a divorce and I wouldn't be STUPID enough to walk down the aisle with another broad after I've been butt raped from my first divorce! What was going through that Jheri Curl wearing big lipped monkey crackhead's mind?...But anyway, he goes ahead and marries the woman who he was fucking while he was married (good choice) and has two children with his new woman.
Now he is getting divorced from his new wife and that high yellow heifer wants $300,000 a MONTH for support! She needs shit like $20,000 a year in plastic surgery and $15,000 for hair removal and shit. I can understand the private school fees for the children and even the vacations for the children. But I ain't about to pay $15,000 a month for the cunt to buy some clothes!
Now Lionel Ritchie has to pay out the ass for the rest of his life...until he DIES...and even after that, those two heifers that he married. He should have known better to marry his Mistress...Why in the hell would you marry your Mistress? All of this happened because for one, he couldn't keep his penis in his pants and for two, he got too emotional with woman who was attached to the hole that he was screwing...If he was smart, he would have just put her up in a nice mansion and screwed her swell and popped some kids out of her if he wished. All the while, he should have maintained a modest apartment where he receives his mail and is his official residence. Then once the relationship soured, all he would have had to pay was some child support and that would have been chump change to someone like Lionel Ritchie. Now he has to pay for all of that extra shit to maintain a woman that he doesn't even get to hump anymore. And she'll be spending all of that dough for plastic surgery and spas and massages so that she can look good for some white man who will scoop her up and take her to neverland where she'll never be heard from again....At least his kids are kind of grown so at least that is in his favor.
If you have been married, and have gone through a bad divorce, would you be dumb enough to marry another woman WITHOUT a prenuptial agreement? She must have been sucking the black off of his penis and milked his rod with her snatch every night while whispering sweet nothings in his ear to make him believe it.
I know that Lionel Ritchie wants to kick himself in the ass for being so incredibly stupid. In my opinion, the ONLY reason that you should leave the mother of your kids is if she will drive you to a stroke, jail, or there is a high probability that you might choke her to death if she's in your face one more minute. Other than that, if you're not sexually satisfied with your wife, all you have to do is spend a little money on some hookers. You can bet your ballsac drained when you want to and then you can go home and play with your children. There is no reason on earth that you should leave your wife for some other pussy....My ex-wife can say whatever she wants, but I had no desire to leave her just for some pussy. I had to leave for my health's sake. If I wanted to stay alive to see my children grow up, I had to get out of that tumultuous atmosphere.
So Lionel, you deserve what you're getting now. You were stupid to marry your mistress and now you are going to get butt raped once again in divorce court. I learned my lesson the first time. I didn't get worked over in the courts but it sure could have gone like that and I will NEVER let myself get into that predicament again. I'm going to go overseas and bring me a foreign woman back to be my wife within the next few years. I'm not going to waste my time with these American women.
The End
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