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03/02/04   Nothing like a woman with a food stamp card.

One of my newest female friends spent the night with me last night. As of the time of this posting (03/02/2004) she is the most recent feature on my pr0n site and her name is "Lonnie-Luscious"...I don't care what anybody says about this girl because I like her...

Before I started talking to this girl, I didn't hang around many females unless they were involved in my pr0n business...I only have a few female friends that I hang out with on the regular and one of these girls named Stacy is my main female friend...I met her at a Church's Chicken restaurant two years ago and ever since we first met and she came back with me to my house to have lunch, she's been my main friend. Me and Stacy used to have s3x with each other and it was the bomb. But she has a babydaddy who is in and out of her life and she recently had another child with him so we're basically just close friends now. We get high together at least 3 times a week every week and we sit at my house or at her house to drink, smoke, and talk about things....For a long time, Stacy had access to most of my free time and she knew that she could call me almost anytime and would be able to spend some time with me and she has gotten used to it.

But now that I'm talking to Lonnie, I don't have as much time to spend with Stacy and even though Stacy and I don't have s3x anymore, We're still somewhat intimate for plutonic friends...I massage Stacy's back and give her nice bear hugs and I'm always around for her to talk to when her babydaddy pisses her off. Plus, since I work from home and work no more than two hours a day, she is able to come see me during the afternoon and when I see her at night, I can stay up as long as I want because I don't have a set time that I have to get up in the morning....

Because I don't have as much time for Stacy, I can tell that it has upset her a little bit. I wouldn't say that she's jealous or anything but she was just accustomed to having a lot of my free time...So when Stacy came to my home the other day to view the naked pictures that I took of Lonnie for the pr0n site, the first thing that came out of her mouth was "uuugh"...She said that the girl wasn't cute at all.....Now I have to admit that the girl may not be cute to some people but to ME, she has the ultimate sex appeal. I have always been attracted to very dark skinned girls with strong Negro facial features....My ex-wife would pass for a desert burned African and so can my new friend Lonnie. 

Anyway, my friend Lonnie gets food stamps since she has five kids. But even though she has five kids, she can't possibly spend the $630 a month in food stamp money that she gets PER MONTH!..She offered to take me to the grocery store so that I could buy whatever I wanted and she even was going to do it for free. But since I know that the girl could use some help, I wasn't going to use her like that.....I'm not the type of nikka to just hand a female some cash but I'm more than willing to help females that I consider friends of mine and people that don't BEG me for something in return for nothing like most females do.

So last night, we hooked up to go to the grocery store....Lately I have been shopping at a Save-A-Lot grocery store...It's one of those grocery stores that offers cheap grade B food to the negroes in the ghetto. They have "economy grade" bacon, cheap pre-bagged fruit, a few fresh vegetables, and low grade steaks that are high in gristle and ground beef. The only regular meat the store has is chicken...Negroes will tolerate a lot of shit but don't fyuck around and give us some bad chicken...Your store will end up burned down.....I'm a cheap negro and I have two children from a previous marriage to help support so I shop at this store to save money..I'd rather cut costs and live on what I make than have to get a job to get more stuff...I'm doing fine right now.

But since I was going to use Lonnie's food stamp card, I didn't bother with Save-A-Lot...I went to the #2 grocery store in the city...I would have gone to the #1 grocery store up the street but that store is super high end and is one of the top five gourmet grocery stores in the world....We both grabbed a grocery cart when we got inside....I attacked the produce section like we were about to have a war the next day..I stocked up on cheese, milk, preserves, eggs, and other staples...Then I went to the meat section and got some REAL steaks...I got some big a$$ rib steaks..I got the good ground beef...I got a whole chicken and some other meat I can't remember...Then I went to the seafood section and got some fresh salmon steaks..Then I went to the frozen food section and stocked up on a gang of frozen dinners..and not the Freezer Queen cheap dinners...I was buying the Stouffers and Marie Callendars and a couple of Swansons...Then I hit the deli and purchased two pounds of the best bacon I've eaten in my life..It's called "apple bacon"...It's bacon that's somehow cured with apples and it's delicious...I then went up and down every aisle in the store and grabbed whatever tickled my fancy...I would have grabbed more but we didn't get to the store until 8 p.m. and I didn't want to inconvenience the girl...

We went to the checkout and I only had three grocery bags of stuff and the total came to $134....When we got home, she said that she couldn't believe that three bags of $hit could come out to $134..I told her that I have expensive tastes...She's also from the ghetto and she knows how to cook the soulfood $hit. She has never eaten fresh salmon steak before and she doesn't eat the kind of pasta salad that I got from the deli.. So she said that she would buy me some more stuff that she likes to cook and bring it to my house and make it for me and I said cool...

Now this is the kind of female I like. She isn't employed and doesn't have much money but at least she has a food stamp card to keep my refrigerator packed...I meet so many begging females who can't cook and don't have any kind of benefit to them except what they can offer between their legs...It amuses me when a woman thinks that she can make me mad by saying something like "You'll never get any of this Pu$$y"....Guess what Beiotch? I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR FYUCKING PU$$Y! I buy and sell pu$$y for a living and giving me my five minutes of pleasure isn't worth all of the nonsense that the average female will put me through to get it...I couldn't care less about these girls twats out here.

After we went shopping, we went back to my house where we rolled up some weed and we split an Ecstacy pill between us. I don't think it worked really well but we were both in a very passionate mood regardless. She isn't ready for s3x yet and I'm glad because I don't want to mess up the vibe now...The girl is VERY affectionate and passionate. She loves to kiss and hug and she rubs on my bald head the way I like it. She likes to suck on my neck and she cuddles up with me and puts her hand under my shirt and rubs my beer belly and plays with the fine baby soft hair on my chest and pinches and licks on my nipples....She ended up spending the night with me and it felt good to have something soft and warm in my bed with me..

Don't get me wrong. I can get plenty of snatch and I see it all of the time due to my job...But there is a big difference between casual banging and having s3x with a woman that you really like and are comfortable with. I like all of the tongue kissing and foreplay and she loves it too...Her breasts are a nice B cup and they feel and look perfect...her rump sticks WAY out and it moves from side to side nicely even when she has on a long sweater or shirt. We couldn't get enough of each other last night and the chemistry must be right because normally, there would be no way in hell that I would kiss somebody after we both woke up but we did it this morning and it was still very nice.

She's supposed to come over here later on today and clean up my kitchen and I really need it too. I like to have a woman doodle around my house doing the housework while I sit here watching television and playing on the computer. That is the way life is supposed to be!

 

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