Click Here To Get Some FREE EASY Bootie Call! I use it. So Can You!

08/28/04   Time for some Good Ole Ma$turbation

I shouldn't be updating this blog and not updating my pr0n site like I'm supposed to but fukk it. I'll update the site tomorrow. It's 8:15 pm Saturday night and I'm about to have me a nice long jack off section. I don't ejaculate but I just smoke a little ganja, drink a little likkor, and watch some pr0n videos that I downloaded and have a good ole time. I can't ejaculate every time I jack off because I need to save my sperm for my video shoots. But since I will be updating the pr0n site with pictures for the next two weeks, I can bust a nut if I want to. But I won't. I want to save it in hope that I can bust this nut in more "favorable circumstances" later on tonight. I'm gonna hit the chatline and see what I can scrape up...Maybe I can get me some oral.

I'm only writing this because I'm waiting for my chicken wings to get out of the oven. I need to have something in my stomach so that I don't drink on an empty stomach. I have gas so I had to wash all of the hot sauce off of the wings I got from pizza hut and I'm baking them so they'll be nice and crispy....Once I wolf the chicken drummets down my throat, it's time to pour the liqqor and puff on the la la...

Jacking off is a lot cheaper than having a woman over here smoking and drinking you out of house and home. My right hand doesn't need to smoke big or drink Hennessy...All it needs is a little lubricant.

One day, I'll write an extensive post on the wonderful benefits what a good ma$turbation and te$ticle massage program can do for you. But for now, I'll just upload this post because I can smell my chicken wings in the oven...

Have a good weekend...And for my pr0n audience, I promise I'll get off of my lazy a$$ tomorrow and update the website.

Click Here Or Hit The Back Button To Go Back To Main Page